January 28, 2011

More Laughs

Life gets tough man, especially in New York. Yeah, the concrete jungle. You see, I'm not from here. I'm from Georgia. And I've learned you gotta be careful when you smile up here. Yes, I think twice before showing some teeth. Down South you smile at people, you know person to person acknowledgment. Up here it's like a mating call. No, no,  it's like flashing a titty. Listen, I had a guy follow me into a Rite Aid in Bushwick and walk the aisles with me. I had to tell the man I was leaving New York, and he was still in my face. HIM: Maybe I can take you to lunch. ME: Today. HIM: Coffee?  Like in 5minutes. No Thank You. Yeah I'm a little bit more careful about who I smile at these days.

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