Slap a Celebrity Pimp

Oh it's Kim and Kanye now ain't that cute

I want to stand tall and give a soldier's salute

He only does what I would expect him to do

Airing all his business on a song called Theraflu

I don't look to Kanye or Steve Harvey to know what a real man likes

They want us to believe in the light is right hype

They want us to believe you have to be a certain height

Be a certain weight and body type

But the media got it all wrong

Replaying the same tired numbers so we'll chase one no good man all day long

Replaying the same numbers til we forget our daughters at home

Meanwhile she is being raised by celebrities

Can't get enough of VH1, MTV, and BET

All owned by the same sick parent company

Takin over one watered down artist at a time

He likes em long hair thick red bone

Well good thing I'm not lookin' for not a rapper to take home

Not trying to sew it in, glue it in, bleach my skin, eat heavy, just to hit the gym again

I'm good

Yeah I may switch up my hair every few weeks

But please believe I wont go broke off a habit I can't afford to keep

Talkin bout WEAVE

Its turned into a sickness

The cultural obsession with thickness and bad bitches

Like what does that even mean

Can she balance the budget and do dishes?

You see if you are worth my time, really worth my time

You'll get the cookie, me cookin, and good lovin all worth more than a dime

So I couldn't give a damn

Just couldn't give a damn if some celebrity likes a lighter version than I am

And for my fair skin sistahs this is no shade

I would hate to be romanticized and objectified that way

After centuries of survivin we still fail to see

that truly united is the only way to be

Every time we divide among some color line

Understand that the real pimps in the game win every time

***The power is in you to LOVE YOURSELF, just do it. Nike***
I got bars ;)